Fans don't boo nobodies.

It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.

If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.

The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey. The old ballplayer cared about the name on the front. The new ballplayer cares about the name on the back.

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

Life is about timing.

You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like a birthday party when you're a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen.

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.