Baseball life is a tough life on the family.

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.