It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber.

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

I know it's going to be the private sector that leads this country out of the current economic times we're in. You can spend your money better than the government can spend your money.

Prices are important not because money is considered paramount but because prices are a fast and effective conveyor of information through a vast society in which fragmented knowledge must be coordinated.

The blues is losing someone you love and not having enough money to immerse yourself in drink.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.

In marriage do thou be wise: prefer the person before money, virtue before beauty, the mind before the body then thou hast a wife, a friend, a companion, a second self.

It's a great thing when you can show that you've been successful and that you've made a lot of money and that you've employed a lot of people.

I think, in a way, I invented the term 'fight club' and that these things have always existed, but they never really had a label. Nobody had a language to apply to them. I created that language in two words and I've been paid a great deal of money for inventing two words and labeling something that has always been around.