Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

All men are tempted. There is no man that lives that can't be broken down, provided it is the right temptation, put in the right spot.

Men often oppose a thing merely because they have had no agency in planning it, or because it may have been planned by those whom they dislike.

Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little, repent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but content themselves with a mediocrity of success.

The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man.

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.

Men exist for the sake of one another.

There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor.

Self-knowledge comes from knowing other men.

Prosperous farmers mean more employment, more prosperity for the workers and the business men of every industrial area in the whole country.