Marriage: a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.

I don't understand what the big deal is with gay marriage. Get over it, people.

In interviews I gave early on in my career, I was quoted as saying it was possible to have it all: a dynamic job, marriage, and children. In some respects, I was a social adolescent.

Marriage is obsolete and a trap.

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

There is nothing wrong with your marriage if you're dealing with bills and kids and the broken garbage disposal and in-laws and work demands. That's a normal marriage.

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, I've always thought that it's counterproductive to have a theory on that.

Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage.

I suffered, I really suffered, with all three of my husbands. And I tried damn hard with all three, starting each marriage certain that it was going to last until the end of my life. Yet none of them lasted more than a year or two.

After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.