A lot of people think Christianity is about always being perfect. It's actually the opposite of that. It's realizing that we're all humans, and that's why God sent his Son to this earth - to save people.

Dodging and burning are steps to take care of mistakes God made in establishing tonal relationships.

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god.

God gave us our relatives thank God we can choose our friends.

We say keep your change, we'll keep our God, our guns, our constitution.

Every war results from the struggle for markets and spheres of influence, and every war is sold to the public by professional liars and totally sincere religious maniacs, as a Holy Crusade to save God and Goodness from Satan and Evil.

You may call God love, you may call God goodness. But the best name for God is compassion.

God expects but one thing of you, and that is that you should come out of yourself in so far as you are a created being made and let God be God in you.

God forbid you be an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, 'cause everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room.