I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse.
I don't think that a same-sex marriage is the way God intended it to be.
God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best.
I think God's justice is making wrongs right.
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.
We are always on the anvil by trials God is shaping us for higher things.
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.
God is not willing to do everything, and thus take away our free will and that share of glory which belongs to us.
Prayer is simply a two-way conversation between you and God.