Most of my ideas just come out funny.

Sometimes laughing isn't the best judge of what's funny, 'cause I think there's a lot of things that are really funny that don't make you laugh, that don't make you physically, audibly make a noise, but is something that is much more powerful than that.

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.

I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway.

It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry.

I wasn't even 20 at the time, but it taught me something about drugs. They can take a good man, a warm, funny, loving family man, and turn him into a loser and worse.

I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience that has not really been spoken for.

Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.

I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on.

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.