I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that.

For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.

Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not good.

I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

I want to be in 'Funny Girl.' And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it.

It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills.

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown.

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

That's why I like to get out there, and get people to see the other side of Mitt, and know us in a different reflection when you see the family and how funny he is with the boys and with the grandkids. And you know, just what a super guy he is. That's part of what I am doing, is letting people see the other side of Mitt.