Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

My favorite time of day is to get up and eat leftovers from dinner, especially spicy food.

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

Know how to garnish food so that it is more appealing to the eye and even more flavorful than before.

I love food and feel that it is something that should be enjoyed. I eat whatever I want. I just don't overeat.