Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
Know or listen to those who know.
Who seeks shall find.
After a storm comes a calm.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
If you think you can do it, you can.
I can, therefore I am.
Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public.