Either you run the day or the day runs you.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
Only the educated are free.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
Leap, and the net will appear.
Never complain and never explain.
We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.