Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words.

No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?

Spare no expense to save money on this one.

Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words.

I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.