If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten.

Borrow trouble for yourself, if that's your nature, but don't lend it to your neighbours.

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love.

He travels the fastest who travels alone.

When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut up what remains, jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your gawd like a soldier.

San Francisco is a mad city - inhabited for the most part by perfectly insane people whose women are of a remarkable beauty.

God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.