Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.