Rivers, ponds, lakes and streams - they all have different names, but they all contain water. Just as religions do - they all contain truths.
I believe in the religion of Islam. I believe in Allah and peace.
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.