Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented.
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.
Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.
I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth.
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.