I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.

I read poetry to save time.

For a long time I was scared I'd find out I was like my mother.

Consider the fellow. He never spends his time telling you about his previous night's date. You get the idea he has eyes only for you and wouldn't think of looking at another woman.

The 'public' scares me, but people I trust.

The truth is, I've never fooled anyone. I've let men sometimes fool themselves.

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot.

A man has a tendency to accept you the way you are, while most women immediately start to pick flaws and want to change you.

I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.

When it comes to gossip, I have to readily admit men are as guilty as women.