Quotes by Margaret Cho

Comedy was the key to everything. I grew up fast and controlled my future by bringing it on faster than it naturally unfolded. I cheated myself out of a childhood but then got a running headstart into adulthood that no one else could keep up with.

Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself.

I can't drag myself away from 'Final Cut Pro.' It is a digital video editing system. I am obsessed with it, but I am always away from home, and I can't use it.

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.

The power of visibility can never be underestimated.

Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion.

I think it is really sad that when people lose their homes they kind of lose their minds too.

Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!