Know or listen to those who know.
Only the educated are free.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Always desire to learn something useful.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
It's always too early to quit.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
Never complain and never explain.
I'm the guy that made Joe DiMaggio famous.
I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.