Know or listen to those who know.
Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
Who seeks shall find.
Always desire to learn something useful.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
Only the educated are free.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
It couldn't sound like a dog, because K9 isn't a dog, but I made it sound as mechanical as possible.