Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
Know or listen to those who know.
After a storm comes a calm.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Only the educated are free.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
It couldn't sound like a dog, because K9 isn't a dog, but I made it sound as mechanical as possible.