Quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.