Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
If you think you can do it, you can.
Never complain and never explain.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
Leap, and the net will appear.
Always desire to learn something useful.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
I regard the writing of humor as a supreme artistic challenge.