Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
Know or listen to those who know.
Leap, and the net will appear.
Never complain and never explain.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
I can, therefore I am.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
Incongruity, they say, is one of the main ingredients of humor. Maybe it's because everybody can feel superior to me. I honestly don't know.