Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
You never know what motivates you.
If you think you can do it, you can.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Leap, and the net will appear.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Incongruity, they say, is one of the main ingredients of humor. Maybe it's because everybody can feel superior to me. I honestly don't know.