The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.

The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously.

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.

I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.

For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. I'd come home and go to church and everybody would say, 'Oh, my God. Demetri, you're working at the White House.'