Quotes by Colin Quinn

Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor.

I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.

I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write.

So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.