They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

Most ball games are lost, not won.

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.