Quotes by Bill Watterson

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.