Quotes by Betty White

I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.

During the Depression, my dad made radios to sell to make extra money. Nobody had any money to buy the radios, so he would trade them for dogs. He built kennels in the backyard, and he cared for the dogs.

It's a little known fact that one in three family pets gets lost during its lifetime, and approximately 9 million pets enter shelters each year. That's why it's a wonderful thing to get your pet microchipped and registered with your contact information because then they can be located and the owners can track where their pets are.

I'm a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative.

I'm not what you might call sexy, but I'm romantic. Let's put it that way.

I kid around a lot, but pranks are not my best strength!

I think older women still have a full life.