As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.

Time and tide wait for no man.

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

I read poetry to save time.

For a long time I was scared I'd find out I was like my mother.

Consider the fellow. He never spends his time telling you about his previous night's date. You get the idea he has eyes only for you and wouldn't think of looking at another woman.

Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends.

The only time I have problems is when I sleep.

All the forces in the world are not so powerful as an idea whose time has come.

Anything I've ever said, I certainly was feeling at the time.