Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department.

In politics women type the letters, lick the stamps, distribute the pamphlets and get out the vote. Men get elected.

Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied.

I know I'm not supposed to have any opinions about politics, because I'm famous.

Politics is organized hatred, that is unity.

Finance is a gun. Politics is knowing when to pull the trigger.

Well, Judy, I would hope in the new year, we could start thinking about politics not like it was the Super Bowl, where you always have to have one team that wins and the other team has to be a loser.

You've got to watch the politics of AIDS. The politics of AIDS can work both for and against the victims of AIDS.

Everything is politics.

I think what's fascinating is how many people are playing in politics who maybe haven't played before.