Women prefer to talk in twos, while men prefer to talk in threes.

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.

Time destroys the speculation of men, but it confirms nature.

Great men are seldom over-scrupulous in the arrangement of their attire.

Men do not quit playing because they grow old they grow old because they quit playing.

Men give away nothing so liberally as their advice.

Men get to be a mixture of the charming mannerisms of the women they have known.

The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you.