My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.

Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settle. As with all matters of the heart, you'll know when you find it.

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

The secret of success is learning how to use pain and pleasure instead of having pain and pleasure use you. If you do that, you're in control of your life. If you don't, life controls you.

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name.

If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough.

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.