It's passionately interesting for me that the things that I learned in a small town, in a very modest home, are just the things that I believe have won the election.

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

The simplest questions are the most profound. Where were you born? Where is your home? Where are you going? What are you doing? Think about these once in a while and watch your answers change.

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged.

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.

I never come back home with the same moral character I went out with something or other becomes unsettled where I had achieved internal peace some one or other of the things I had put to flight reappears on the scene.

A home without books is a body without soul.

Before deciding to retire, stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows.

The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.