It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.

What you see, but can't see over is as good as infinite.

I did the best I could, and in some arenas, my best was not good enough. I've made some bad choices.

For, if a good speaker, never so eloquent, does not see into the fact, and is not speaking the truth of that - is there a more horrid kind of object in creation?

Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.

Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child's tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It's not funny and it's not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn't the least bit funny.

A peaceful man does more good than a learned one.

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.

Henceforth I ask not good fortune. I myself am good fortune.