I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.

The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper is that your guests are so pleased to feel how very much better they are.

Your net worth to the world is usually determined by what remains after your bad habits are subtracted from your good ones.

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk.

Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone in good society holds exactly the same opinion.

A good decision is based on knowledge and not on numbers.

Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss.

If to do were as easy as to know what were good to do, chapels had been churches, and poor men's cottage princes' palaces.

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.