An angry father is most cruel towards himself.

There is too much fathering going on just now and there is no doubt about it fathers are depressing.

The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.

My father taught me that the only way you can make good at anything is to practice, and then practice some more.

When I was 18, I thought my father was pretty dumb. After a while when I got to be 21, I was amazed to find out how much he'd learned in three years.

I kept my babies fed. I could have dumped them, but I didn't. I decided that whatever trip I was on, they were going with me. You're looking at a real daddy.

Whenever I fail as a father or husband... a toy and a diamond always works.

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

It is impossible to please all the world and one's father.

A dramatic thing, the first time you stand up to your dad.