The genius of a good leader is to leave behind him a situation which common sense, without the grace of genius, can deal with successfully.

Our work is the presentation of our capabilities.

When in doubt, mumble when in trouble, delegate when in charge, ponder.

There are two kinds of companies, those that work to try to charge more and those that work to charge less. We will be the second.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go out and play as I did when I was a kid.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

More business is lost every year through neglect than through any other cause.

The consumer isn't a moron she is your wife.