The best is the enemy of the good.

Marilyn Monroe wasn't even her real name, Charles Manson isn't his real name, and now, I'm taking that to be my real name. But what's real? You can't find the truth, you just pick the lie you like the best.

The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.

The best activities for your health are pumping and humping.

In this world you've just got to hope for the best and prepare for the worst and take whatever God sends.

The best government is a benevolent tyranny tempered by an occasional assassination.

Everyone enjoys doing the kind of work for which he is best suited.

In a completely rational society, the best of us would be teachers and the rest of us would have to settle for something else.

All significant truths are private truths. As they become public they cease to become truths they become facts, or at best, part of the public character or at worst, catchwords.

The best way to be boring is to leave nothing out.