I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.

Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.