Quotes by Trey Parker

My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that.

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.

I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.

I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force.

Most people I know are not hard-core religious people. They are what I would call 'lightly religious.' So I don't buy the notion that we can't laugh about religion in America.

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact.