Always desire to learn something useful.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
You never know what motivates you.
Leap, and the net will appear.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
I can, therefore I am.
Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.