Quotes by Lily Tomlin

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

The road to success is always under construction.

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?