Quotes by Kin Hubbard

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.