Quotes by John Barrymore

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.