Quotes by Mark Twain

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive but it is lightning that does the work.

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.