Quotes by Mark Twain

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

When angry, count to four when very angry, swear.

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

We have the best government that money can buy.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

It is not best that we should all think alike it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.