It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.

To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.

I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.

It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.

America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.

The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.

When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.