Quotes by Lenny Bruce

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

Communism is like one big phone company.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

There are never enough I Love You's.