Quotes by Laurence J. Peter

Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure.